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Old bit of BDSM humor:
Insist that all bondage play be done only with silly-string.
For gagging, use Giant Supersour ball bubblegum, found in grocery vending machines.
When your sub starts turning blue from too-tight bounds,tell them how it brings out the color of their eyes…
Make them embroider “This Ass Owned and Operated by Mistress/Master (insert name here)” on all of their work clothes.
Flog your submissive and just before they reach sub-space,sing all verses and Choruses of “Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport” while circling them with the silly-string can on full blast.
Asked to be served watermelon at a play party, then bend them over, naked of course, and have a seed spitting contest with all the Dommes aiming for the sub’s anus.
For wax-play, paint your sub entirely black, then drip a colorful pattern on them with your brand new box of 96 vibrant colored crayolas, then scratch the colors off with a toothpick, revealing an interesting design underneath…
When they call their safeword, make them say “pretty please”and then “pretty please with sugar on top” before you stop.
Have a new favorite flogger made of gummiworms.
Superglue the nipple clamps ON.
Send your sub to the Dairy Queen for 2 quarts of milkshakes and when they return, have the enema bag hanging in full view.
Sit upright for a backrub and keep saying “a little to the left” until they get dizzy from going around you.
Wear rainbow socks with toes in them with your 5″ stilettos for that foot fetishist submissive.
Replace the St. Andrew’s Cross in the dungeon with a life-size replica of Barney the Purple Dinosaur that sings “I love you, you love me…”, attach metal cuffs to the arms and legs of sub and Barney and go watch a video of “Gone With The Wind.”
Take your sub to K-mart, then lose them and have them called over the intercom: “Will the red assed-sissyboy (or other favorite humiliating term) meet your God/Goddess at the customer service desk.”
Give all directives and commands in a Donald Duck voice. When tired of the Donald Duck voice, use pig-latin.
When your sub begs to cum, look perplexed and say, “Silly…you are already here!”
Insist that you are a born natural with a bull whip.
Originally posted 2010-10-25 07:43:15.
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